After weeks of rumors and speculation, the Muggers Hockey Club officially announced today a blockbuster trade that saw star forward Daniel Grainger traded to the Wyoming Huskies for bruisin’ defenceman Scott Dunlop.

Assistant to the Assistant GM, Corry Comeau, was quoted saying: “Dan was starting to make the rest of the team feel too old, he had to be let go.”

When asked who would pickup the scoring in Dan’s absence, Comeau said: “Isn’t it obvious.” And pointed 2 big thumbs at his chest.